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The Dumbass Club

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We are dumbasses, and we have created a page, for other dumbasses like yourself who want to all dumbass together.... SO JOIN US!!!!
P.S. If anybody could make a banner that'd be peachy. We would like a banner to replace the one we have up there. the one we have up there is only temporary.


Feel free to write whatever you want on the page.... it needs to be weirder and dumber than it already is.


Add your name to the list and be counted among the dumbasses!
1. [Tails Of the Revolution] NUMBER ONE MUAHAHAHAHA
2. [Kt_says] ya, everyday is Dumbass day
for me....especially today! ^_^
4.[Shade Wolf] Why not Join you dumbasses?
3.[carrot_queen] CHEESE! >_< for gods SAKE PEOPLE! EAT THE DAMN CHEESE
4. [fightingxtofu] because i AM as dumb as i look
urm... 6?? [Same old same old!] Mr dumbass Lol! (i love that film :p)
7. [Penfalathion] is not in right now, please leave a message after the beep. -beeeeep-
8. [Avoral] - I idolize the cast of Three South.
9. [Rizzie and Bump] - Dum Bass? What's a Dum Bass? Oooooh! You mean Dumb ass...
5. [Furr] - Because math is so difficult. I think. And I think my ass are rather smart, really... :P
28.[Milk and cookies] i am only here for the drinks
666. [Psychotic Insanity]
ummmmm 8437658726point28364. [Cosine] cuz I have something better to do but dont want to do it :P
-345. [Kurus_Dreaon]
9,876,454. [patient love.]...huh?
???? [PsychoticBliss] i dont know what number i am DUMBASSES
[DoneWithET] fuck the numbers.... i dont know wich one i am....
one billion [*_* Smiley on Ecstasy] hahaha! no one has actually written out the number yet *looks proud* I'm dumber than all of you combined! *sticks out tongue* heheheheheheheheehhehehehehe! "Shut up" "okay"
[TAKE YOUR PILLS.©] what number am I...I'm too dumb to know...*sighs*
[VorpalBlade910] I once put Mortar mix in my cat's catbox...
[psycho veggie] Have we given up on the numbers?
[OhMarcie] haha i'm a dumbass! yah
[alu] im such an Dumbass
[sacredfault]...very very stupid
[Leelo]- yup yup I is very dumb...yup yup ask [Kt_says], if ya don't believe me... lol
1.[fluke] XD
256,589 [ill be your number 1 with a bullet] ??????
^_^. [Avoral] - Wait, I'm already on here?
118...[†Drusilla†] huh? what? where? when? how? why?...........what am I talking about??? O_O
[hjgfjk]
i dont know wut number this is# [CANDY*SHOP] ...everyone left but i still hear voices
[One Song Glory] i'm a dumbass and i'm proud of it!!
[Kyo-kun] yep i'm a dumbass

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2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: one of the birghter ones, definitely... but yeah

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: wow, i don't think i've ever met a hillbilly. that explains how you're related to half of your town. (well, either this town or you're old one)

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: the old one... yeah it is a hick town...

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: so you're related to half of your old texas town? but the town you're living in now is the hilibilly town?

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yep

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: don't you mean.... yaq?

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah i do!!!

2004-07-14 [Cosine]: THis one highly intelectual conversation eye' reckon! lol

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah you know it... Hey!! what about an x? yax... hahaha

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: but there's no fun song to sing about with yax! yaxxity yax, don't come back. it just aint the same!

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: this is true... but of course it ain't the same, tht's the point

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: true. and worse comes to worse, i can just make up a song for it. no wait, you can. you're the singer/actor! you talented one you.

2004-07-14 [Avoral]: Ren and Stimpy could do anything with yaks.

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: anything...? Talented *laughs hysterically* no. Loud.

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: long story...

2004-07-14 [Avoral]: Anything.

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: spaz alert. you allright over there mockerie?

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm... I'm trying to think of something that I know they couldn't do with a yak... HAH! Yaks can't read!

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Not really... I found out that the door hanger makes noise when you step on it, and I took the opportunity to run screaming into my sister's room, assume the fetal position, and rock back and forth whie rambling about how the frogs were out to get me. that will be enough to make me happy for at least a week

2004-07-14 [Kt_says]: they could teack yaks to read? wow, it doesnt take much, now does it?

2004-07-14 [Avoral]: They could! In fact, yaks were oftentimes very literate in Ren and Stimpy.

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: nope, very easily amused... can yaks ride unicycles? that's a mental picture right there...

2004-07-14 [Avoral]: I CAN RIDE A UNICYCLE! *Dead serious*

2004-07-14 [Avoral]: Er... *Is a yak*

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: You can ride a unicycle? niiice... I can't even ride a bicycle this is sad... and now you'er a yak too!? woow...

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Help me with homework...Who here thinks peach is a color!?

2004-07-14 [Kurus_Dreaon]: it is i think

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: D'oH! all righty

2004-07-14 [Kurus_Dreaon]: yay....i know it is really...saw it just the other day in a crayon box

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: you're a guy! you're supposed to say it's a fruit... ehh OK then

2004-07-14 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I finished something I started! woo hoo!

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ??? well i know its a fruit but ya asked if it was a color

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: exactly... the point I'm trying to prove is taht people don't consider things like peach to be colors... It's not working

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: no its not lol...im sorry

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh... it's fun at least

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol...i hope so...so how ya been?

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: pretty good.. I finished something I started wOoT!

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: yay.....what was that

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: concept drawing... I promised myself I would never do concept drawings, but I did. and I finished it!

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: YAY for you *dances*

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: woo hoo!! *ponders a moment* AVORAL!!! YAKS CAN'T TAP DANCE!!!!

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFL

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: That's my excuse. I KNOW yaks can't do that!

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: Sorry to say it, but I also agreed that peach was a color. And yaks CAN tap-dance! I'm a yak, and I even play DDR! If I can play DDR, I can tap-dance.

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well what CAN'T a yak do? you too!? wow... that's the eighth one... this theory's not going well...

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: Yaks know colors. They're the supreme beings, even above bears... Yaks can do it ALL.

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: can yaks do math?

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: Damn straight they can. I was probably the best in my class.

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: wow... I need a yak then, I suck at math...

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: Yeah, they're actually said to be more efficient than calculators. Back in 1907, the yak was invented as a way of predicting the behavior of wormholes and quantum rifts, though they adapted it to more household purposes. To this day, yaks are used to power your everyday appliances, even TV's and cabinets.

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: cabinets aren't appliances, dear.

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: But spiders are.

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: AAGH I hate spiders!!! hate hate hate!!!!!!!!! Neegh

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: They're cute! I kiss spiders sometimes.

2004-07-15 [Tails Of the Revolution]: where've I heard that before? that sounds familiar...

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmmm...i dont hate spiders but i dont just love them

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: I hate the really venomous ones.

2004-07-15 [Avoral]: There are black widows in my backyard...

2004-07-15 [Kurus_Dreaon]: oooh...not fun at all

2004-07-15 [Kt_says]: after we moved into this house, the original owner comes back to the house limping and says "i got bit by a black widow when i was living here". so nice of him to tell us upfront. people are so caring, its great.

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: im sorry

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: haha, why? if anything it gave me an easy way to scare my sister...who's deathly afraid of spiders. ^_^

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFL..never mind then

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: GRR!!!! HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i use to hate em..now i dont mind them as much

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I still hate them... I held one in the palm of my hand last night, a facing fears philosophy I'm getting really sick of, it scared the hell outta me

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i tried that...didnt work...wasnt till i got really depressed and stopped caring about anything that i got over it lol..not the best way but it worked

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: it's worked before... with lots of stuff... I think I'm not really scared of spiders, but they're kinda creepy-feeling and stuff... I'm probably really only scared of one thing.

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i fear only one thing now...that is the loss of the ppl that im close to..thats it

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... you too? that's the only thing I can't take... and I might be afraid of my father, that's kind of a fine line

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i dont fear my family...i dont like em but i dont fear em...but none of them are ll that dangerous........but ive gotten to thepoint where my friends are the most important thing around me

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: No, I'm flat-out scared of my father... long story...

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: im sorry to hear that

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh, it's not a big deal anymore... my parents are divorced, he lives back in TX, so I'm OK..

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: as long as your good....and safe....ill be happy

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... he's a perverted ass, but whatever. At least he's not here... So I'm good

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: good..as long as your good akk is good

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *raises eyebrow* akk?

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: all sorry...im kinda tired adn the k and l are right nexto each other lol...all is good

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah they are... I didn't notice that... OK much explained... *mumbles* I'll bet yaks can't rave...

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *whispers* i bet they cant either

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Y'HEAR THAT AVORAL!? YAKS CAN'T RAVE!!!!! I'm POSITIVE!

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: i was thinking kurus mistook the k for the s. such a caring guy, always looking out for our bums, eh mockerie?

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *chortles*

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *falls over laughin* so thats what i did lol...yes im always watchin out for your butts...ofcourse i am

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: *nods* yes, i know. i saw you looking at it a few wikis over, but i didnt want to embarras you infront of mockerie.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *chortles again*

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ah i see...very kind of you

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *mind wanders... Chortles some more*

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *laughs* and where doth thou mind wander, mockerie?

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: chortle power!! you're just the master of chortling these days.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no kiddin.... mind wanders in general direction of... west

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ah west....nice direction

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I prefer South... Mexico is south.... good times, good times...

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: never been to mexico.....so i wouldnt know

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Yaks CAN rave, DAMMIT!

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: dude, mockerie is just a party waiting to happen. so she has good times wherever she goes.

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *blinks* how can a yak rave?

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no they can't!!! I can't think of a better argument right now, so that'll have to do.

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: im takin mockeries side here

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I've got a following.... cool.

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: well, he said he was a yak, right? and he can rave. so, if you put two and two together you get a raving yak! and besides...there was a special on the discovery channel the other day about some dancing yaks.

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: yup ya do now hehehe

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: uh oh... looks like you have a following too... hmm *raises eybrow and ponders*

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Yeah they can! They even have yak-only raves back in Detroit! In fact, the techno group Lautsprecher is totally made up of yaks, and they were originally going to name it Yaksprecher until they realized it was offensive to some certain religious circles.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: If yaks can rave, why cant you oh yak of yakness?

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Oh, I can.

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ?

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: damn... I'm still seeing flashes I can't think of a comeback...

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmmm....prove it??

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ooh... that works.... Let's use that!

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: ya, i think we both must have seen the same program about those dancing yaks. and yes, yet he failed to mention that meanwhile halfway around the country Yaksdugen (a swedish dancing company) was doing these very same religious circles. so thanks to the lack of support from the public (and the attacks from the government) they Yakdugens were forced to burn all yak dancing material. hence, why raving started here in america and not in europe.

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Psh. *Proves it*

2004-07-16 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol...interesting

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Exactly! I'm glad someone else knows about the history of raves. *Loves the KT*

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: (actually it started in Japan... but we won't mention that.)

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Look. Those were fake raves. They were trying to say they had raves back then, but when they realized there were no yaks in Japan, only polar bears and raccoons, it became widely-known that they were literally incapable of supporting the rave environment. That's why they quickly shifted their interests to DDR, and have been making money on it ever since.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: or perhaps that was all a cover as well, for the animals that really began rave.... THE PLATYPUS!

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Just no.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: wait... huh?

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: no, the platypus' bill would get in the way. we all know that. plus, the platypus would be too busy laying an egg.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ohh.... maybe that was a government cover-up... made by the citizens of Yaksdugen who wanted the title for themselves

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: *Blank drone* THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT.

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: Yaksdugen isn't a country. its a swedish dancing company. geez! i thought i explained this already.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: but they have to govern their country... OK I'm out of arguments Whatever. Yaks can rave... I say bah

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Told you.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *sticks tongue out* yeah yeah...

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: keep your tongue where it belongs, mockerie. and for the record...the swedish dancing company doesnt need to govern the country. they just need to dance in companies. aduh!

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ok, fine I lose... oy gevald

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: thats gotta be my favorite expression from you.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I love that expression

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: it's a good one to love. i notice you used my "cheese stands alone" bit yesterday in the rp. but don't worry, im not bitter about it. i'm practicing being the better (wo)man right now. ^_^

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: thank you! Feel free to use oy gevald whenever you wish

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: haha, oh i'm sure i'll take up that offer soon enough. ^_^

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I'm sure you will

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: oy gevald...that darn cheese is standing alone again. how do you spell cheese? is it cheeZe or cheeSe?

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: cheeSe... but I like the other one beter

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: ya, me too. its better that way. especially if it's standing alone...then it can have that added boost of confidence that it has a Z in it instead of that silly S.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: of course... Z's are so much more powerful

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: yes, they are. ha...Zorro would have been some sort of pussy if it was an S instead of a Z. he would have been Sorro. wow. HUGELY random thought there. my bad.

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: "This bold renegade carves an... Err... S... With his blade..."

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: *Pictures a swordsman sitting down and etching the curves into the wood, taking like 10 minutes*

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: ya, see! they wouldn't call him Sorro(w) for nothing! z's are just better.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: AAHH! It's Sorro! *stands up and sits on him* that was easy

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: ya, he was too busy carving

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: Tee hee.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *shakes head* he never stood a chance.

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: nope, darn curves. gets 'em everytime.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: guess so

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: and besides, if you didnt get him, i'm sure Zorro would have come and showed him who's boss.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... I'm sure he would have *Zorro comes out of the bushes* day late and a dollar short, dude.

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: *stuffs a dollar in zorro's cape cuz hes hot...even in black and white* i think he was off another mission and missed the emergency broadcast.

2004-07-16 [Avoral]: I hate non-female curves.

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I'll bet you do...

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: no seriously, he does. and why are most guys sticklike? ((oh gosh...wheres kurus when you need him?!?!))

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I was serious...which is even less sensible... (( I know!))

2004-07-16 [Kt_says]: i guess a guy's straightness, shows that girls like straight things? wow..this is quite the question of the day...

2004-07-16 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that makes sense actually... I say yes!

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *mumbles senselessly.*

2004-07-17 [Kurus_Dreaon]: im here *strikes super hero pose*

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oh yeahh

2004-07-17 [Kurus_Dreaon]: Whats the problem....i heard my name called (or typed hehe)

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: we were talking about sticks again...

2004-07-17 [Kurus_Dreaon]: oh wow...did i leave that good an impression lol j/k

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: haha, kurus, you left one hell of an impression. haha. anywho...i've been pondering this straight guy thing, cuz guys dont have curves on them at all. i find this intriguing in some weird way. i dunno, food for thought i guess.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: it is! Food for thought comes in a can... long story, random babbling.

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: like spam?

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: spam is one of the best forms of food for thought

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: and spaghetti-o's?

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: more for the philosophical days... but food for thought nonetheless.

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: spaghetti-o's arent my typical food for thought. *puts on a fat brit accent and holds her pinky out* there not my cup of tea.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: coffee is my cup of tea

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: as it is mine! I dunno, havent quite picked up the taste for tea yet.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... I don't really do tea, it makes me feel way too fancy

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: haha, and we all know feeling fancy isn't fun. haha. i do the tea foods, just not the tea itself.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah!

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: yep! (AHH!! THE DREADED YES PHASE!!) *ducks and covers*

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ACK! *hides behind bush*

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: ACK! *hides behind Kerry*

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: noooo... the green bushes, the ones in the forest, with the thorns on them... speaking of which... ow!

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: i know that silly! uh-oh!!! did you get some thorns in ya? pooor baby!

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh, I'm good *climbs a tree* I like this better!

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: *the tree slowly stands up, holding mockerie on its limbs* an ENT!!!!

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: whoa!

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: ents are cool! you know why? cuz they're in the 2nd lotr, where my best friend gollum stars.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah!!! XD I love that face

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: haha! ya, its fun. either that one or >< both are fun.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I like that one... it's evil-looking

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: its crosseyed looking. its southpark. but its fun, nevertheless.

2004-07-17 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh... it still looks evil... like glaring beady little eyes...

2004-07-17 [Kt_says]: it does. those beady eyes get me everytime.

2004-07-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Kurus is here! (gasp)

2004-07-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ok... kurus is NOT here... but I'm bored... Kurus be here!

2004-07-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: woo hoo... talking to myself... again... this happens a lot... *draws crop circles in dirt*

2004-07-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *still drawing crop circles* ooh... cool.

2004-07-18 [Kurus_Dreaon]: Im back now.....my is here...like thats just a great thing lol

2004-07-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: it is! I am bored! I have been bored enough t change my mood like 20 times

2004-07-18 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ive seen...oh yah *kisses* your mexican...at least your mood said so *grins*

2004-07-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: woo hoo! *is happy*

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